actors you just HATE (warning rant)

[suchislife]

Anyone else here have an issue with Kira Nightly? I sure do!

I saw her in her first (well what I THINK is her first) movie Bend it like Beckom, and you know what, the characters she plays have NOT changed, well either that or she just plays each character the SAME way EVERY time.

SHE CAN NOT ACT FOR SHIT! I'm sorry, but she can't, yeah ok I don't claim to be an actor, hell I couldn't act my way out of a paper bag, but OMG she SUX!

She always plays the snobby, stuck up, pushy, annoying, irritating, whiny, wingy, girl who throws tantrums and does big boring whiny speeches when things don't go her way. In the second pirates I half expected her to fall to the ground and throw a tanty on that beach when the boys where fighting. I hate hate hate her lips and the way she talks! Pronouncing each words perfectly and pushing the damed lips out SORRY you HAVE no lips! they are NOT sexy they make you look like a spoilt rottin shit! She is NOT sexy, she has NOT figure and NO tits (by the way being skinny doesn't make you not hot or beautiful, just sexy in my eyes is a woman with curves, hips and tits)

She is apparently meant to be playing Diana in a movie being done about Diana's life OMG I HOPE I am WRONG! I saw the news the other day with her on it, she was posing in front of the cameras showing off, I think she is just like all the characters she plays...stuck up snob! grrrr:mad::mad:

GAH she annoys me...can you tell?

Anyone else have an actor they hate this much?

[Boozy]

What a great thread idea!

I can't stand Keanu Reeves. When he played Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, he wasn't acting. I think he's really that stupid.

Angelina Jolie is coasting on her looks. Every role she's in is just a vehicle for her to do the whole "Look at me! I am so mysterious and dangerous!"

Ben Affleck has always bothered me for some reason I can't put my finger on.

[AFPheonix]

Because Ben Affleck can't act his way out of a paper bag.

Both John Travolta and Tom Cruise annoy the living crap out of me. I can't look past their characters and not see "crazy scientology wacko" for some reason.

[suchislife]

Both John Travolta and Tom Cruise annoy the living crap out of me. I can't look past their characters and not see "crazy scientology wacko"

OMG OMG I agree!

Tom freaks me out! and he always seems to play the wacko guy that screams and yells. It REALLY freaks me out when the do a close up of him when he's having a fit and you see all the veins in his neck popping out. EW

[IDrinkaRum]

OMG!!! People how actually don't like Tom Cruise! When I tell people, "Tom Cruise can't act his way out of a ripped, wet paper bag even if he has detailed directions", I always get this surprised look from everyone I'm talking to because "Tom Cruise is AWESOME!"

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who hates his acting.

And I used to like Angelina Jolie, but ya'll are right: She's coasting on her looks. She can't act really well. I'm not going to go see her new movie about David Pearl and how Angelina's playing his widow in the film. No desire, and I'm actually hoping it bombs. (It might not, but I won't cry if it does).

[Gayle]

I hate almost any singer/popstar that tries to act. Just because you have a good singing voice does NOT mean you are fit for any other form of media! Get over it.



OMG OMG I agree!

Tom freaks me out! and he always seems to play the wacko guy that screams and yells. It REALLY freaks me out when the do a close up of him when he's having a fit and you see all the veins in his neck popping out. EW

That's because the man can't act worth crap, so he has to play himself in every role. Same with a lot of actors who are always the same character in a different setting. (Not all, however. Some are just sadly typecast.)

[Jadedcarguy]

Lindsay Lohan. :mad:

Now before anyone says "OMG but Jaded she's a good actress LOLZ"
allow me to explain.

Whenever I see her in a movie, which is rarely, I can't see the character she is playing. I can see an underage drunk biotch running her Benz into anything and everything on the road and getting away with a slap on the wrist over and over again. Dip her in acid and roll her in salt, the heathen.

[AFPheonix]

She's a good actress in that she has a huge rack. That's about it.

[NightAngel]

So far most of the actors mentioned I like fine.

As a general rule I hate Will Ferrell. Stranger Than Fiction and (surprisingly) Elf are the only two movies I liked him in. Normally, the mere sight of his face makes me want to gouge my own eyes out because I know he's about to do something that's so fucking stupid that it isn't funny. I mean REALLY isn't funny.
I quit watching Saturday Night Live because of him.

I also hate Sarah Silverman with an intense passion- I don't find her even remotely amusing.

[AFPheonix]

Really? Talladega Nights made me pee my pants.
Oh well, you liked the annoying moto-frog thingy, so no accounting for taste :p (I'm kidding)

[NightAngel]

Yes, I liked Crazy Frog although the fascination is over but it provided me and the kiddos a good deal of entertainment for awhile.

I hated Talladega Nights.
I'd rather watch Blades of Glory a thousand times in a row than ever watch Talladega Nights again. Okay, I didn't even finish it- I put on my headphones, blasted music so I couldn't hear it anymore and perused CS until it was over.

I am also in the camp with the people who loved Number 23. I've found that with that movie you either LOVE it or HATE it. There is no in between.

[blas87]

I HATE CHARLIE SHEEN!

Two and half men is banned at my apartment. Bf loves the show, but I refuse to watch it. Charlie is a drunk, a drug addict, and a no good cheating son of a bitch. He had DENISE RICHARDS. She is so god damn gorgeous, what the hell was he thinking cheating?!

He is a disgusting piece of filth. And every time a commercial comes on for his STUPID SHOW there's another new girl and Charlie is made out to be such a pimp. You couldn't pay me $20 million to touch his nasty ass.

I hate
Ben Affleck
Tom Cruise
Mel Gibson
John Travolta
Alec Baldwin
Sean Penn
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Lopez

[protege]

Two and half men is banned at my apartment. Bf loves the show, but I refuse to watch it. Charlie is a drunk, a drug addict, and a no good cheating son of a bitch. He had DENISE RICHARDS. She is so god damn gorgeous, what the hell was he thinking cheating?!

I can't stand that show either. It's just not funny. As for Charlie Sheen, what the hell was he thinking? Of course the same could be said to Denise Richards for *marrying* his washed-up ass...but I digress :p

[AFPheonix]

She also dated Richy Sambora. Beauty and the Beast in the flesh....

[linguist]

He had DENISE RICHARDS. She is so god damn gorgeous, what the hell was he thinking cheating?!


i see people say things like this all the time, and i have to wonder: what does being gorgeous have to do with anything? sure, it's nice for an initial attraction (not to mention subjective; personally i think denise richards is just this side of hideous. and she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag. so i guess she'd go on my list of actors i hate, though it has to do with her talent level, and not her personal life), but that only goes so far. beyond what we see in public, we don't know what things were really like between them. maybe she was completely vapid and he needed intellectual stimulation. maybe she was a complete bitch to him. maybe he needed some sort of emotional stimulation that she wasn't willing or able to give to him. or maybe none of that is the case. we just don't know unless we are personally involved in the situation.

[NightAngel]

I'll agree with you on that Linguist. Just because a person is "beautiful" doesn't make them a wonderful person to be around 24/7 that's for damn sure! There's only so far anyone can get on their looks and if there is nothing to back it up then BYE!

I don't know that it the case with Denise Richards- nor do I really care. It's kind of like I said in the Scientology thread- I'm not going to deny myself a good movie just because I don't agree with an actor's personal beliefs, problems, whatever.

Why? Because, I honestly DON'T CARE what they're doing in real life.

[Boozy]

He had DENISE RICHARDS. She is so god damn gorgeous, what the hell was he thinking cheating?!

Show me a gorgeous woman and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.

[NightAngel]

Damn Boozy!
You just made me break Rule #1!
:D

[blas87]

It wasn't the best point I've ever made but I still hate Charlie Sheen and you can't convince me that he is in any way a decent human being nor a talented actor nor a man who gives a shit about anything but his need for alcohol and drugs and to get his dick wet.

[powerboy]

I really hate Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know what it is about him, but I just hate him. He is an ok actor, but that is it. He is the only one that I can think off, right now.

[AFPheonix]

I don't like Di Caprio either. I don't know why everyone thought he was cute. I thought he had little pig eyes set too close together. Bleah.

[Ree]

I cannot stand Julia Stiles.
There is something about her that just makes me cringe. It's like she's the same annoying, sullen chick with an attitude in every single movie.

[Peppergirl]

Personally, I think Julia Roberts is the single most over-rated actress of our generation.

Back in the early 90s, I kind of liked some of the things she was in. Then in the late 90s I started noticing that she acts EXACTLY the same in every role.

The occasional critic that points this out ellicits cheers and 'Damn Straight's from me as I read it. :)

Oh, and Angelina Jolie. She can't act worth a shit either. The only reason she was good in that movie that she won the oscar for was because she was playing a psycho mental patient, which I don't think is too much of a stretch from her in real life. :D

I can't think of the name of the movie listed above right now, sorry. :(

[BlaqueKatt]

"Tom Cruise can't act his way out of a ripped, wet paper bag even if he has detailed directions", I always get this surprised look from everyone I'm talking to because "Tom Cruise is AWESOME!"


watch war of the worlds and see him get out acted by Dakota Fanning-it's awesome-especially because she just screams and is catatonic for most of the movie.

Actors I can't stand:
1-Jim Carey-he can't act and he's not funny
2-Ben Affleck-can't act
3-Brad Pitt-also can't act(see Cool World)

actresses I can't stand
1-Lindsey Lohan
2-any actress with three names(jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Geller, etc)

[Ree]

Oh, and Angelina Jolie. She can't act worth a shit either. The only reason she was good in that movie that she won the oscar for was because she was playing a psycho mental patient, which I don't think is too much of a stretch from her in real life. :D

I can't think of the name of the movie listed above right now, sorry. :("Girl Interrupted"?

[AFPheonix]

Actors I can't stand:
1-Jim Carey-he can't act and he's not funny
2-Ben Affleck-can't act
3-Brad Pitt-also can't act(see Cool World)


Jim Carrey's original standup and his time with In Living Color were hilarious. Fire Marshall Bill reduces me to tears of laughter every time. But yeah, a lot of his commercial stuff is absolute ca-ca. I refuse to watch the Grinch, that should never have been turned into a live action film. Blasphemous.

As for Brad Pitt, I don't care if he can't act, I just like looking at him :3

[horror]

Matt Damon needs to be pushed off a bridge.
It pains me to watch any movie with him in it, not only because I dislike him so much, but also because his movies tend to suck anyway.
Dear The Bourne Ultimatum,
I'm suing you for that portion of my life back.
I hate you.
Sincerely,
horror

Owen Wilson is also unbareable. Just the way he talks is like nails on a chalkboard to me. The ONLY movie he's in that I will tollerate is Wedding Crashers, and that's mainly because of the rest of the cast who far surpass him in talent and likeability, as well as the hilarious writing.

[AFPheonix]

I like looking at Matt Damon's arms :3

Yes, I'm shallow.

[theredbaron47]

Let's see. Where do I start?

1. Will Ferrell - just not funny at all to me. My favourite movie starring him was Stranger Than Fiction, in which he played an actually serious role, and actually pulled it off fairly well. But if the movie involves him being his usual jackass self, forget it.

2. Owen Wilson - however many times his nose has been broken, I want a crack at it too. I want to punch him whenever I see him on screen, no joke. He pisses me off all over the place.

3. Lindsay Lohan - just for the fact that she's a fantastically irresponsible, fucked up bitch. And watching her ( try to ) act makes me want to cry.

4. Bam Margera - anyone whose name is "Bam" is automatically on my shit list. His show is. . . I don't even have words to describe it.

5. Vince Vaughan ( sp? ) - I usually end up hating the uptight, overly-caffeinated characters he plays, and have come to hate him by association.

6. Ben Stiller - he has his moments, but I usually end up hating his characters too.

I think that about covers it.

[LadyBarbossa]

I'll second Will Ferrel. He's NOT funny. He plays the same character in almost every single movie he's in, and for goodness sake, he needs to get rid of the fro. Like, seriously ><

I'll probably get flamed for this, but Bill Murray is not funny, either.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I'll probably get flamed for this, but Bill Murray is not funny, either.

It depends on what he's in. I loved him in What About Bob?; HATED his part in Lost In Translation (damn was that a boring piece of slop).

As for the other actors/actresses already mentioned (numerous times) here, I totally agree - I DESPISE each and every one of them and make a point of avoiding their movies (unless it's unavoidable if they happen to be in something I actually like/can tolerate because of other actors/actresses that I do like). :p

[IDrinkaRum]

Early Bill Murray stuff is classic (and I loved him in early SNL). Some of his newer stuff? Yeah, not so much.

Surprisingly, I like Lindsay Lohan. I rented the movie, "I Know Who Killed Me". She was really quite good in the film. When I finished watching the film I was pissed - hubs asked why - I told him, just talent wasted and for what? Drugs & men? Oy vey!

Yeah, I don't like Sarah Michelle Gellar neither.

Don't like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. John Travolta can get on my nerves.

Hmmm ... need more coffee before I can think of other actors I don't like. :p

[blas87]

Bill Murray was good in Ghostbusters.

I hate Will Ferrel too. He is not funny at all. He is obnoxiously STUPID.

I'm glad there are other Matt Damon haters out there, too. I just think of Team America and the Matt Damon puppet.

I must agree with Ree. I thought Julia Stiles was a bitch since I first saw her in "10 things I hate about you". My first thought was "Give that girl a Midol!" however, I liked her in The Omen.