"Random"

[Gawdzillers]

If you have nothing better to say than some outburst about any particular baked good, any particular "cute" animal, or your butt, then don't say anything at all.

Also, Dane Cook and Kyle Cease are not funny. Shut the hell up.

[Rapscallion]

I'm trying to understand this post.

Rapscallion

[AFPheonix]

I think he's just ranting about your typical 4chan-style poster, fat neckbeard, or high school male on the internet.

[Greenday]

Dane Cook's skits are too funny! When they were told the first time by their original creators...

[Gawdzillers]

I'm trying to understand this post.

Rapscallion
Any particular baked good: Cookies, Muffins, Pie
Any particular "cute" animal: Squirrels, Bunnies, Chipmunks, Penguins, Cats, etc.
Your butt: Your butt