Game: Take offense to what the person above you says

[catcul]

Oh, please! Both involve sitting around and doing nothing in the hopes of having something interesting happen.

You might as well watch the grass grow.

[Andrew B]

Watching the grass grow is a perfectly fun activity.

Now, if you want boring, you should watch paint dry.

[siead_lietrathua]

i love watching paint dry! (actually, literally, doing that right now)

'Zilla is a way better godzilla than the original!!!!

[Kristev]

Oh please. Once you've gone Jaws, you never go back into the ocean . . . I mean, you never go back to being impressed by any monsters.

I wish someone would take me out to eat. I'm getting very lonely, and very hungry.

[Andrew B]

You eat? I my day, we absorbed nutrition from the air and we liked it.

Now get off my lawn.

[Sarah Valentine]

Fine, there's no grass just dirt anyway.

Reality dating shows are stupid.

[Andrew B]

No, stupid isn't strong enough to cover how bad they are.

Ragweed is a pest in one's yard.

[catcul]

If you think ragweed is bad, at least it's not poison ivy.

Christmas movies should never be shown in July.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Now you're just being prejudiced! Some people like to watch Christmas movies in July; what are you, fascist?

All discounts and concessions should be given solely to families, not single people.

[catcul]

We need to eat, too!

We need to make users take grammar tests before they're allowed to be on the internet.

[TheHuckster]

then their wud b no ppl on teh internets anymore, n00b!

Cats are superior to dogs in every possible way.

[Andrew B]

Phhht, everyone knows that the best pet is a turtle.

Uwe Boll is the worst director ever and we need to accept it.

[catcul]

Uwe didn't direct Super Mario Bros.

An alligator is the worst pet.

[Lace Neil Singer]

You're just being alligator-ist now! I'll have you know that my pet alligator Al is the bestest pet ever and I will have him eat you if you dare to disagree!

American footballers need all that padding to play the game.

[s_stabeler]

they actually play a game?

politicians have the IQ of a 6-year old.