Game: Take offense to what the person above you says

[catcul]

Not everything that the Mythbusters build explodes.

Why am I playing this game anyway?

[Sarah Valentine]

It's not like anyone is forcing you to play.

Ranch tastes better than apple sauce for pork chops.

[wolfie]

Never be Sarah Valentine, likes ranch on pork chops.

This is supposed to be Fratching, not r/fatpeoplestories on Reddit.

Too many people are lazy slobs who leave unwanted items on the wrong shelf at the grocery store - and in the wrong temperature environment (frozen, refrigerated, dry) so the stuff gets ruined.

[cindybubbles]

But we're in a big hurry to get to our luncheons/meetings/kids' sports games/etc., and putting them back into their rightful place is TOO MUCH WORK! Besides, we have EMPLOYEES to do the job, right?

Extreme couponers suck, by the way.

[Sarah Valentine]

They don't completely suck, they just have nothing else better to do with their lives.

Snoopy would win in a fight against Garfield.

[Andrew B]

Oh, please. Snoopy has never won in a fight against a cat.

I think we should saw Florida off of the country and send it slowly drifting towards Cuba.

[crashhelmet]

As someone that graduated form HS and College in Florida I... well... uh... I can't really ... NO!!!!! WE CAN'T LOSE MICKEY TO THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny in 20 years

[catcul]

If you don't enjoy Saturday Night Live, quit watching it instead of complaining.

How does someone graduate form high school?

[crashhelmet]

How does someone graduate form high school?

Because Florida. That's how

[Kristev]

I resent that. You forgot Idaho and Texas.

Why can't people clean up after themselves when they use public restrooms?

[catcul]

Sometimes, shit happens.

Why is it taking so long to respond?

[Andrew B]

Well, I'm sorry, but it takes time to come up with a follow up.
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Star Ocean is the best RPG series.

[the_std]

Pfft, more like Star BORE-cean. How dare you suggest such an RPG?!

On the other hand, there is no better pastime than geocaching.

[Andrew B]

I don't know, I think hammering nails into my feet would be a better use of my time.

Devil May Cry was better as an anime than a game.

(ooc: There might be a theme to my posts)

[Sarah Valentine]

Yeah because a strawberry sundae is better than a triple chocolate sundae.

Fishing is a better time outdoors than hunting.