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  • A simple question answered

    in a typical fashion

    I found this post in a comment section of a news article. I could not link directly to the comment but I did copy it. This is someone doing a very clever "impersonation (ala SNL Alex Baldwin) " of a Trump answer to a question or a section of a "speech" he might have given.

    "Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?"
    "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, "10101000101", on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."



    Somewhat typical "rant" with no real answer but lots of pomp and fluff

    YES when I read this it was in Trump's voice I could not help it
    I'm lost without a paddle and I'm headed up sh*t creek.

    I got one foot on a banana peel and the other in the Twilight Zone.
    The Fools - Life Sucks Then You Die

  • #2
    2 + 2 is 4, and 2 x 2 is also 4. Clearly this means addition and multiplication are the same thing, so why are we wasting our education money teaching both? Let's only teach one.

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