Newest Obama conspiracy: he's gay.

[gremcint]

some people basically say that what this boils down to is the republicans are essentially writing obama slash fic.

[fireheart17]

There was a meme going around Facebook recently that was funny. It was Project Runway's Tim Gunn holding up a sign saying something to the effect of "people think that homosexuality is destroying the fabric of our society. Do they really think that homosexuals would do anything to harm fabric?"

Made me laugh my butt off.

Hearing it in Tim Gunn's voice (big Project Runway fan) made me laugh.

And then picturing Santino (RuPaul's Drag Race/Project Runway) doing it with Tim's voice.... (he does a dead-on impersonation of Tim Gunn's voice and ended up making up this story between Tim and another contestant. Tim found out eventually and instead of getting angry, admitted that he wanted to hear MORE, only for Santino to back down)

[Talon]

Um so some people think Obama is gay with Kal Penn.

they really will look for anything to talk about won't they?

Bo-oring.

Couldn't these tin-foil-hatters at least use some imagination?

[BlaqueKatt]

There is no meme in existence that can adequately describe the level of facepalm that I'm feeling here.

this come close?

[fireheart17]

My other question: how the hell does one's sexuality affect the job that they're doing?!

[HYHYBT]

My other question: how the hell does one's sexuality affect the job that they're doing?!

Might depend on the job… or on what you have to do to get it.

[Pixilated]

I wish my country had a kenyan gay muslim liberal fascist president, too...he sounds fun.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

I was trying to dig up some other allegations that have been fired at him and found the ultimate allegation: he doesn't really exist.

My other question: how the hell does one's sexuality affect the job that they're doing?!

Aw, c'mon, you're being all logical and sensible again!

[Gravekeeper]

My favourite allegation came from that loon of a woman leading the Ride for the Constitution thing. That Obama IS Osama Bin Laden and the CIA orchestrated this massive plan to prepare Osama to take over as President since he was a boy. So this entire time Obama has been Osama's secret identity and I guess he just runs into a phone booth whenever he needs to change into a super terrorist.

[HYHYBT]

Hmm... there *are,* of course, gay Muslims, and presumably some of them are Kenyan, but what would liberal fascism even mean?

[KabeRinnaul]

Hmm... there *are,* of course, gay Muslims, and presumably some of them are Kenyan, but what would liberal fascism even mean?

I think a story I was working on at one point managed "liberal fascism", but it was a parody superhero thing set in a dystopian future ruled by the undying iron fist of Evil Cyborg Hillary Clinton.

Futurama may have had some influence on it.

One scene I recall featured a trio of costumed heroes having a random discussion, while a law enforcement droid nearby kept politely requesting they identify themselves so proper fines could be levied against them for their use of politically-incorrect language.

Edit: Futurama and The Tick. Definitely a lot of The Tick in there.

[smileyeagle1021]

My other question: how the hell does one's sexuality affect the job that they're doing?!

I don't know... you should ask a Republican, they're the ones who oppose the employment nondiscrimination act.

[Kelmon]

My other question: how the hell does one's sexuality affect the job that they're doing?!

Of course it doesn't. ...Well, I guess there are some exceptions, but afaik, Obama is not a male prostitute.

I guess to understand this, you have to have a certain mindset in which gay people are "obviously" bad/evil/untrustworthy/..., and at the same time know enough people that think the same way you do, so what you say makes sense to them.

Hmm... there *are,* of course, gay Muslims, and presumably some of them are Kenyan, but what would liberal fascism even mean?

Hard to say, since both liberalism ans fascism are not very clearly defined terms. But i guess the most common view would be that they are total opposites in many important areas (freedom vs. oppression).

[Pixilated]

Of course it doesn't. ...Well, I guess there are some exceptions, but afaik, Obama is not a male prostitute.

*snip*

Just waiting for that one to start making the rounds ...

At which point we will (or you will) have a Kenyan gay Muslim liberal fascist male prostitute president. His CV's gotta be quite interesting, yes?

[fireheart17]

Might depend on the job… or on what you have to do to get it.

For running a country?

Dammit, you beat me to it.

I was trying to dig up some other allegations that have been fired at him and found the ultimate allegation: he doesn't really exist.

I...what......*brain asplodey*

Aw, c'mon, you're being all logical and sensible again!

Funnily enough, it's how I used to deal with Internet trolls. I'd be calm and logical throughout the ordeal while they'd blow up further and further until they went offline or elsewhere.