This is why people hate Christianity and Christians...

[Fryk]

I'd like to, but I don't have the time. See, I have to figure out a way to get on TV and into the printed media, so I can distance myself from bad christians, whites, males, heterosexuals, people with dark hair, americans, michiganders (and hell, I just moved here 2 years ago), cat owners, dog owners, bird owners, childless people, and on, and on, and on.

Whew. You'd think it'd be easier for people to STOP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT PEOPLE based on what other people do, but I guess not. I got a LOT of calls to make.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Really. Nice one, Fryk. Made me laugh. On this thread, that is saying something.

[smileyeagle1021]

Whew. You'd think it'd be easier for people to STOP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT PEOPLE based on what other people do, but I guess not. I got a LOT of calls to make.

yes you would... now would Christians stop making assumptions about me because I'm gay... then I'll return the favor

[RecoveringKinkoid]

That's not Christian, Smiley. That's Asshole.

I'm on your side.

[Fryk]

Same here. Unless you're left-handed. It's ok to make assumptions about those lousy, communist, mother-hating, puppy-kicking southpaw bastards, right?

[Boozy]

Totally. No one likes left-handed people. They are ruining America.

[jackfaire]

Totally. No one likes left-handed people. They are ruining America.

If your not right your wrong!

[Arcade Man D]

yes you would... now would Christians stop making assumptions about me because I'm gay... then I'll return the favor

Now would non-Christians quit assuming I'm a bigot just because I'm a Christian? That'd be great, mmkay?

[blas87]

Amen to that Arcade Man!