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    In Brazil, a boy has died after masturbating 42 times in a row.

    http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/...ting-42-times/

    My question is this: judging by the article several people knew of his addiction. Why did nobody help him to seek medical attention?
    Last edited by Boozy; 09-08-2011, 11:24 AM. Reason: Fixed link

  • #2
    The mother stated that she was planing to take him to a doctor.

    And I doubt Anyone toucvh it could be fatal.


    Also:42? cant help but think of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

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    • #3
      I thought the same about the 42 lol. I meant more why didn't people help him get out of the addiction because it was affecting his life, not that they should have known it would be fatal. Hell, I didn't know it could be fatal until I read that!

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      • #4
        That's pretty crazy. I guess the excessive orgasms put too much strain on his heart?

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        • #5
          I assume so too. Either that or a rupture of some kind possibly.

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          • #6
            What makes this story even slightly credible? Even assuming it's *possible,* who counted?
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            • #7
              it did mention something about a webcam. if he was running a webshow his viewers probably kept count. also, eww.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by HYHYBT View Post
                What makes this story even slightly credible? Even assuming it's *possible,* who counted?
                I'm with you. I hit News.google.com and tried to find any other references to it. The only one I found was another site that had the same article word for word.

                Unless I can find some other news article about this I'm chalking it to foreign tabloid press. It just sounds dodgy.

                I'm sure that under a bizarre set of circumstances jerking it can kill a person...but something else has to be wrong with the body first and if it wasn't the wanking, it would have been something else.

                And there is the whole "Who counted?" as well as the fact that pulling on it that much chafes.

                Many can even speak from experience that full on sex can cause both partners to be irritated after a lengthy session.

                So tugging on it 42 times without screaming in pain when the salt from the sweat on your skin hits the raw skin of the penis...I'm calling shenanigans.
                “There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice and somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do.” - Sylvester McCoy as the Seventh Doctor.

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                • #9
                  Could very well be a hoax. Sorry for wasting everyone's time if it is. *slinks off to hide in shame*

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                  • #10
                    Don't beat yourself up over it.

                    Here's a science blog where one of the writers actually was ready to post up a real post about it before he realized it's from a Spanish-language real-looking fake news site. He got far enough along, that he decided that he wasn't going to waste all that effort and throw up an edited post, anyway, complete with 42 one-liner jokes. Some are pretty damn funny.

                    Anyway, the biggest clue that it's not a real news story is no details about anything other than the city and his age. No names, no actual cause of death, etc, etc. I'm sure Snopes will have a page on this within the next few days.

                    ^-.-^
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                    • #11
                      Thanks Andara. This is why I hesitate to post things...I fear making a fool of myself. managed it quite well today though.

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                      • #12
                        I don't know about 42 times, but it could be theoretically possible to masturbate to death. Take a bunch of viagra, masturbate furiously, cause a heart attack.

                        Good to know it's fake though.
                        Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst. - Starship Troopers

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                        • #13
                          Is it wrong that my first thought was, "Amateur,"?

                          Rapscallion
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rapscallion View Post
                            Is it wrong that my first thought was, "Amateur,"?

                            Rapscallion
                            Raps, the husband just asked me why I'm sobbing with laughter.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rapscallion View Post
                              Is it wrong that my first thought was, "Amateur,"?

                              Rapscallion
                              No, that was my response when a friend posted this on facebook.
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