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    Tim Torkildson, the now former social media specialist for Nomen Global Language Centre, an English as a second language, was fired for blogging about homophones. That's correct; he was fired from his job because of a blog about homophones.

    The owner, Clarke Woodger, told him, Now our school is going to be associated with homosexuality."

    Wooger told the Salt Lake Tribune, "People at this level of English, may see the ‘homo’ side and think it has something to do with gay sex."

    How can someone be that stupid and run a school? I have no words.

    Utah Man Fired For Blog About Homophones, Which Apparently Promote The Gay Agenda

    Tim Torkildson's response
    Corey Taylor is correct. Man is a "four letter word."

  • #2
    I... I think that managed to make my IQ hurt...

    HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

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    • #3
      Silly, silly catcul. Don't you know that The Onion is a--

      Oh wait. This isn't The Onion.

      Good grief.

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      • #4
        Good gravy, this reminds me of an incident from... Middle school, I think.

        Teacher says they we are all homo-sapiens.

        One student gets really offended and declares themself as a Hetero-sapien, getting a big laugh from the rest of the class.

        Teacher explains the term 'Homo-sapien'

        Student refuses to believe the teacher and still declares themself as a 'Hetero-sapien'. Rest of the class either still laughs.

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        • #5
          I bet he drinks homo-genized milk too!

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          • #6
            Thank you Utah populace for proving that a barricade around your state to prevent the stupidity from spreading is still a good idea.

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            • #7
              Wasn't there a story from D.C a few years ago, about some political aide who was fired for racism - he had used the word "niggardly" in a report or an article? Apparently, it isn't limited to Utah...
              "You are who you are on your worst day, Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain." - Evil
              "You're trying to be Lawful Good. People forget how crucial it is to keep trying, even if they screw it up now and then." - Good

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              • #8


                Well, it's Utah. Guess I should be glad it wasn't North Carolina. I could see that happening here as well, especially in our more rural counties.
                Good news! Your insurance company says they'll cover you. Unfortunately, they also say it will be with dirt.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by HotelKatz View Post
                  Student refuses to believe the teacher and still declares themself as a 'Hetero-sapien'. Rest of the class either still laughs.
                  According to Darwin, we're descended from monkeys. Sounds like that student still needs to descend.

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                  • #10
                    ...And people call us stupid here in the Deep South >_> (I'll admit, not entirely without some justification)
                    "Judge not, lest ye get shot in your bed while your sleep." - Liz, The Dreadful
                    "If you villainize people who contest your points, you will eventually find yourself surrounded by enemies that you made." - Philip DeFranco

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                    • #11
                      I think niggardly was used by some columnist. For some reason, Buckley comes to mind.

                      So now instead of being recognized for being gay, they'll be recognized for being stupid. congratulations.....

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