So you want to be an internet journalist.

[gremcint]

Well you aren't. This is an oxymoron.

First off: your opinion? NOT FUCKING NEWS.
Second off: Copy and pasting a couple paragraphs from an article and then just linking the whole article? NOT FUCKING NEWS. also plagarism.
Third off: your blog? NOT FUCKING NEWS.
Fourth off: adding stupid shit like a picture of a screaming shoe with a caption saying: a lawsuit so horrible it'll make them scream? NOT FUCKING NEWS.