Insect Bites

[Medea]

I was absent-mindedly scratching a midge bite on my arm just now and I got reminded of the worst bite I'd ever had.

I react badly to all manner of interactions with creepy crawlies and mosquitoes are the worst. The bites swell up to the size of a tuppence piece and I feel miserable.

The worst bite I ever had wasn't due to an abnormally bad react. It was the worst bite ever because of where it was. I have no idea how it happened at all. I was bitten
On
My
... ladyparts...

I only realised the humour after it had decided to go away. On the bright side, it healed very quickly since I couldn't scratch it in polite company.

[Salted Grump]

When my dad was a young sprout in his mid-20's, he went on his honeymoon to Grenada.

Not only did his everything get sunburnt, but a mosquito got him right on the end of his tallywhacker.

Needless to say, for him, the best part of the honeymoon was going Snorkeling with his wife.