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that is also a conspiracy theorist is ALWAYS .. um interesting (for lack of a better word).
Ok my father is a bit parnoid, bipolar, and a conspiracy theorist. Mostly harmless, but some days I have a permanent spock eyebrow on my face.
Some of his more colorful theories include :
The mafia run the small town I live in, and own the government in the town I live in. Why? I have no clue.
He believes all the Obama is a muslim terrorist, etc etc that the talking heads spout out (I have my own issues with Obama, but we are talking he believes the birthers, etc). However, it is even a bit beyond that. Obama is going to make slaves of all the white people. (I tell him 'then we don't have much to worry about, we are mostly native american, but that makes little difference *laughs*)
That the town I live in has put a hex on him (don't worry the last 3 places we lived had a hex on him as well, but he denies that and will till his last breath..even though he was the one who said it).
Imagine living with a person that not only talks to the tv, but if anything asks for a little suspension of belief he constantly yells "Yeah right!" Superman bouncing bullets off his chest, fight scene where the good guy kills 20 bad guys etc.
Thinks AARP is part of the mafia. No, really...he does.
All foreigners (regardless of how they got here) should 'go back home' despite the fact that a good portion of his family would be considered 'foreigners', my mom (german, italian, dutch) a little more so, and me/my brothers and sisters even more so.
That is just the crazy tip of the iceberg. Some of the things that comes out of his mouth... let me give you one of the better examples.
If he drops something it is the objects fault (or the town I live ins fault, etc) and he threatens to 'tromp it'. Yeah that will teach that inanimate object!
Ok my father is a bit parnoid, bipolar, and a conspiracy theorist. Mostly harmless, but some days I have a permanent spock eyebrow on my face.
Some of his more colorful theories include :
The mafia run the small town I live in, and own the government in the town I live in. Why? I have no clue.
He believes all the Obama is a muslim terrorist, etc etc that the talking heads spout out (I have my own issues with Obama, but we are talking he believes the birthers, etc). However, it is even a bit beyond that. Obama is going to make slaves of all the white people. (I tell him 'then we don't have much to worry about, we are mostly native american, but that makes little difference *laughs*)
That the town I live in has put a hex on him (don't worry the last 3 places we lived had a hex on him as well, but he denies that and will till his last breath..even though he was the one who said it).
Imagine living with a person that not only talks to the tv, but if anything asks for a little suspension of belief he constantly yells "Yeah right!" Superman bouncing bullets off his chest, fight scene where the good guy kills 20 bad guys etc.
Thinks AARP is part of the mafia. No, really...he does.
All foreigners (regardless of how they got here) should 'go back home' despite the fact that a good portion of his family would be considered 'foreigners', my mom (german, italian, dutch) a little more so, and me/my brothers and sisters even more so.
That is just the crazy tip of the iceberg. Some of the things that comes out of his mouth... let me give you one of the better examples.
If he drops something it is the objects fault (or the town I live ins fault, etc) and he threatens to 'tromp it'. Yeah that will teach that inanimate object!
The only reason I don't beat the hell out of my computer is because that would certainly not improve whatever the Problem Du Jour happens to be.
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