Fifty Shades/Magic Mike

[Nyoibo]

My partenr got kicked out of the crazy horse with a few of her friends for heckling the dancers skills.

[fireheart17]

My partenr got kicked out of the crazy horse with a few of her friends for heckling the dancers skills.

that's a first. Ever been kicked out of The Palace yet? (Strip club up the road from the Crazy horse?)

In regards to the Cosmo articles, they are full of crap, although some things I've found to be a tad interesting.....>.>

[Dreamstalker]

One of these days I plan to flip through the Cosmo issue in question to see just how ridiculous the 'tips' are...

[AdminAssistant]

Pretty much every issue of Cosmo has something similar. "50 Ways to Please Your Man" "15 Ways to Find Your G-Spot" Usually full of coy nonsense for ladies who think reading those articles and watching Sex in the City is "risque". "Tickle his balls with a feather! Wear your stilettos to bed! Give him an indian burn on his penis, he'll love it!"

[ExRetailDrone]

Pretty much every issue of Cosmo has something similar. "50 Ways to Please Your Man" "15 Ways to Find Your G-Spot" Usually full of coy nonsense for ladies who think reading those articles and watching Sex in the City is "risque". "Tickle his balls with a feather! Wear your stilettos to bed! Give him an indian burn on his penis, he'll love it!"

Or, my favorite one that I've seen numerous times (because there are only so many sex tips and they recycle theirs about as much as reality shows recycle plots)... "Surprise him by sticking your finger in his ass when he enters you / when he's about to climax / blah blah blah". Unless he's specifically told you he's interested in such play, that is not something that will likely be a welcome surprise

[Nyoibo]

Sounds like "15 ways to get your ass kicked out of bed and across the room"

This has been going around on a few friends facebook pages lately

[Mishi]

<Snip> "Surprise him by sticking your finger in his ass when he enters you / when he's about to climax / blah blah blah". Unless he's specifically told you he's interested in such play, that is not something that will likely be a welcome surprise

Ones of the charming young ladies that my brother-in-law dated likes to tell the story about when her ex brought home a sex toy and how he ended up quite surprised. You know, "because only losers enjoy sex toys". Anyway the punchline (paraphrased and neatened) was: "And he must be gay because he came just as I shoved it up his arse and then dumped me soon after."

I was not impressed and shortly thereafter, she decided that she didn't like me because I clearly have no sense of humour.

[AdminAssistant]

You know, "because only losers enjoy sex toys".

I hate that, especially when it comes to toys for guys. Jerking off is fine, but a fleshlight is creepy? "But it looks like a disembodied vagina" Yeah? What does a dildo look like, exactly? Double standards suck.

[bex1218]

My coworker is supposed to bring in an article about pleasuring a man with a pizza cutter on his junk. Amongst other fun tails. I know some people are into that sort of thing, but what the fuck?

[TheHuckster]

My coworker is supposed to bring in an article about pleasuring a man with a pizza cutter on his junk. Amongst other fun tails. I know some people are into that sort of thing, but what the fuck?

Delivery pizza fantasy meets Lorena Bobbit?

[Andara Bledin]

My coworker is supposed to bring in an article about pleasuring a man with a pizza cutter on his junk. Amongst other fun tails. I know some people are into that sort of thing, but what the fuck?

That's likely in the same sort of category as tickling. Some sensations can hit a point where they're a little bit too much but not quite painful that are nice to feel.

But you'd think that fingernails would have more control, and less association with food...

^-.-^

[HYHYBT]

NO sharp objects down there, please. The indian burn and feather don't sound fun either, but they have a better chance than a slicer!

(This reminds me of a cartoon I saw somewhere, where there was a Freddy glove on display, and someone wanted to use it on an itch. "But it would feel so good for three seconds!")

[AdminAssistant]

I haven't heard of using a pizza slicer (ew and ow). Seems like a similar concept to the spur-like things I've seen, though.

[Hyena Dandy]

My coworker is supposed to bring in an article about pleasuring a man with a pizza cutter on his junk. Amongst other fun tails. I know some people are into that sort of thing, but what the fuck?

Takes all sorts to make the world. Some of the things I'm into are right fucked up.

[wolfie]

(This reminds me of a cartoon I saw somewhere, where there was a Freddy glove on display, and someone wanted to use it on an itch. "But it would feel so good for three seconds!")

By its nature, hair growth tends to itch (ever gone a week or so without shaving? Itch city). What comic character is extremely hairy? Wolverine, from the X-Men. What happens when HE gets an itch?