Fifty Shades/Magic Mike

[Hyena Dandy]

By its nature, hair growth tends to itch (ever gone a week or so without shaving? Itch city). What comic character is extremely hairy? Wolverine, from the X-Men. What happens when HE gets an itch?

He... Scratches it?

I mean, they are retractable.

-snikt-

[Andara Bledin]

Here ya go, people. Note the alternate use on this little guy.

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[Racket_Man]

My coworker is supposed to bring in an article about pleasuring a man with a pizza cutter on his junk. Amongst other fun tails. I know some people are into that sort of thing, but what the fuck?

First HUH??? 2d OK I can see some use in the sensation dept.

Delivery pizza fantasy meets Lorena Bobbit?

This pizza delivery driver says NO FUCKING WAY is one of my fantasies getting my thing near sharp objects.

As John Melloncamp wrote "Hurts so good. Come on baby make it hurt so good" but me personally I am NOT into that much pain

[Hyena Dandy]

Here ya go, people. Note the alternate use on this little guy.

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Updating to-do list.

This pizza delivery driver says NO FUCKING WAY is one of my fantasies getting my thing near sharp objects.

You're around pizza stuff all day. I'd imagine you'd get sick of it anyway.

[tropicsgoddess]

Magic Mike and 50 Shades......I'll pass.

[Ladeeda]

Keeping in mind that I have not read and have no intention to read 50 Shades [I prefer the real thing, thanks]...

The available porn is not made with women in mind. It's for men. It's for the most part not what women want to see. 50 Shades and Magic Mike are for a different target audience. And, apparently, it works.

If there was better porn created for women (and I don't meet the fluffy snuggly BS touted as 'porn for women'), badly written stuff like 50 Shades wouldn't be such a sensation.

[DGoddess]

Every woman I've talked to who has seen the movie has said something to the effect of, "The story was a waste of time, I wanted to see more booty!"

And if you've got a computer, you can look at all the booty you can handle . . . and then some.

So sayeth the Goddess who doesn't care for the "chick flick craze of the moments" and would rather have her booty unaltered and XXX rated 'cause anything else would be a waste of time.

Why yes, I look at PORN when I'm in the mood for it. And?

[BlaqueKatt]

The available porn is not made with women in mind. It's for men. It's for the most part not what women want to see. .

depends on the woman, and some women prefer reading to visual, some don't, and some act like it's abhorrent because they've been told "women don't like porn"

at my job there are exactly two females that have not read the 50 shades trilogy....myself and the lesbian chick, we laugh at their attempts to legitimize those books("it's a metaphor for life", no it's badly written smut, we can direct you to well written smut, no? porn is "filthy", ok then)

[Ladeeda]

I'm talking about making video porn that appeals to women. I watch gay porn, if I watch any at all, but despise hetero porn since it inevitably focuses on the chick, and more often than not, the guy is hideous anyway. And the acts aren't appealing.

[Nekojin]

I'm talking about making video porn that appeals to women. I watch gay porn, if I watch any at all, but despise hetero porn since it inevitably focuses on the chick, and more often than not, the guy is hideous anyway. And the acts aren't appealing.

And there's way too much focus on close-up shots of plug-in-socket, and not enough focus on tease and play.

[Andara Bledin]

Yup. Too much anatomy and not enough play.

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[Nyoibo]

Sorry, you guys are either not looking in the right places or just aren't looking, there's plenty out there.

[Nekojin]

Sorry, you guys are either not looking in the right places or just aren't looking, there's plenty out there.

*shrug* There's a veritable landslide of crap porn, and the stuff that involves tittilation, teasing, and playing is amazingly rare. Information overload alone makes it hard to find them.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I don't like 50 Shades cuz it's crap writing, the characters are basically just cardboard cutouts, the author Failed Biology Forever and there's pretty much no plot. I've read far better smut in various fantasy books I have... and also online. Honestly, 50 Shades reads like bad fanfiction, and if I want to read that, the internet's full of it. Oh yeah, and if BDSM and sex contracts floats your boat, then read "The Story Of O" instead.

I much prefer to read smut rather than watch it; a lot of visual porn, as already said, focuses on the sex act rather than the foreplay, and the guys are ugly.

Finally, obligitory link-fest.

http://www.mommyologist.com/2012/06/...ter-turn-me-o/

http://crushable.com/entertainment/f...ault-bdsm-603/

http://www.ringfingertanline.com/201...hades-of-grey/

http://bibliophiliacs.wordpress.com/...why-i-hate-it/

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, god, there's Bad Anatomy in 50 Shades? I despise bad anatomy. There is nothing that will destroy suspension of disbelief for me faster than bad anatomy and failed physics. >_<

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