May 21, 2011 is ...

[Gravekeeper]

Apparently this old bastard has gladly collected 80 million in donation money from his flock. He's also so inspiring that 80% of his own staff still plan on showing up for work next week. >.>

[Hyena Dandy]

but it's not 6pm pacific time on the 21st either

Though Hyena, biblicaly unsound as it is, they may just be right... there is always random chance (albeit small) that they are right (I think that odds are about the same as shuffling a deck and getting the cards perfectly in order, but hey, it is theoretically possible).

If they ARE right, and it IS today, then I feel sorry for me. If I'm not, I feel sorry for them. Because they're about to have their world completely shaken. And that's REALLY gotta hurt.

[Greenday]

Bad news guys. We are all dead from massive earthquakes here in Afghanistan. Start preparing for the worst.

[Nyoibo]

I'm still here, but that doesn't mean much because there's no chance I'[m getting into heaven, but that's alright, neither are any of my friends.

[XCashier]

Apparently this old bastard has gladly collected 80 million in donation money from his flock. He's also so inspiring that 80% of his own staff still plan on showing up for work next week. >.>

Any chance of the fleeced suing his ass off?

[Ladeeda]

Bad news guys. We are all dead from massive earthquakes here in Afghanistan. Start preparing for the worst.

Hm... guess I should cancel my plans for tomorrow.

Better get a head start on the looting.

[Andara Bledin]

I didn't get invited to the Facebook looting party.

^-.-^

[Ginger Tea]

well its gone 10pm here and afaik no mass dissaperances or people floating into the sky, rather dull really, least I got to watch Dr Who before the world didn't end.

[Lace Neil Singer]

"Hey everyone, they're looting the mall! I got three shoe buffers!"

[Andara Bledin]

Wait... gotta do a head count.

We all still here?

^-.-^

[smileyeagle1021]

So, I see none of you were worthy of Rapture either... how disappointing.

[Greenday]

Nope, I'm dead.

[Gravekeeper]

Nope, I'm dead.

On the upside, you must get wifi in the afterlife.

[Hyena Dandy]

Uh, I ended up in hell.

Or possibly I'm just watching the Star Wars Holiday Special...

[Salted Grump]

My grandmother's visiting. Does that mean Purgatory for me?