Proselytizers and the assumptions that they make.

[Blue Ginger]

I was a pretty good kid except for the screaming fits whenever mum would try to take me shopping. Turns out I'm highly allergic to a lot of cleaning products, especially bleach based ones. Mum liked to shop first thing, straight after the store had been cleaned. So guess who had a roaring headache after 5 minutes?

Oh, I did also tell my mum and dad to send my brother back when he was born. I was 3 1/2 and didn't want a baby brother.

[Hyena Dandy]

Aww, come on. Surely you snuck a cookie into your pocket, broke a lamp and blamed it on the dog, or at least thought about mailing your sibling to Timbuktu from time to time.

At that age, I thought Timbuktu was in Austria.

[draco664]

I'm hanging out for a pair of naked women knocking on my door asking if I'd be interested in learning about hedonism.

[Nyoibo]

I'm hanging out for a pair of naked women knocking on my door asking if I'd be interested in learning about hedonism.

Aren't we all.

[ngc_7331]

Aren't we all.

Not all of us. Some of us are holding out for naked men.

[HYHYBT]

It's below freezing outside. That's not a good place for naked people, so y'all will have to invite them inside.

[kamn]

Now, now, modesty people, modesty. Wouldn't want the church members of Hedonism to be stopped by police for possible law breakings. Duct tape-clad (fe)males knocking on your door about the good H...

[ngc_7331]

It's below freezing outside. That's not a good place for naked people, so y'all will have to invite them inside.

I'm in Florida. It's not -that- cold here. But I have no problem with letting them in to...discuss things.

[Panacea]

I'm in Florida. It's not -that- cold here. But I have no problem with letting them in to...discuss things.

You'd like to have them point out a few things to you, eh?

[ngc_7331]

You'd like to have them point out a few things to you, eh?

Oh, of course, and very carefully. Don't want to miss anything important, you know.