Game: Take offense to what the person above you says

[smileyeagle1021]

humbug, the new year will probably be as shitty as the last

and yes, I know I am a very negative person right now.

[DesignFox]

and yes, I know I am a very negative person right now.

Well, you should cheer up, goddammit! Your negative vibes offend my delicate sensibilities.

*snicker*

There's no place like home...

[IDrinkaRum]

OMG! You have obviously never been to my home! I have a Dad who agrees with everything my Mother says & my Mom has the martyr thing down pat. Trust me, I'd rather be anywhere but there.

Adult Footie Pajamas are the only pj's to wear.

[AFPheonix]

Ha! How am I ever to get any action in footie pajamas? That, and they're too stinkin' hot. Tank top and saucy undies for me, please.

Rain storms following weeks-long snow storms suck balls.

[Amethyst Hunter]

FOOL! Rain storms following weeks-long snow storms do not suck balls. They suck FLAMING BURRITO ASS!

Barq's root beer is the God of all root beers.

[McDreidel09]

I'm sorry. You are very wrong. A&W whoops Barq hiney. (OT, but my nickname in Track was Rootbeer because my initials are AW )

One should not get drunk in front of children.

[blas87]

OMG like how dare you! There is nothing wrong with drinking in front of children! You have no idea what it's like to get knocked up at 15 and lose your right to party and have fun! I do whatever I want, and you WILL cater to me and my children because I am a PARENT!!!!111!!!! ELEVENTY!!

Dramatic enough for you?

Anyone who still wears a fanny pack should be pelted with snowballs.

[DesignFox]

Anyone who still wears a fanny pack should be pelted with snowballs.

Are you crazy? Fanny packs are the height of fashion! In fact, I wear mine everywhere. How dare you dis me!

Child-Free is the way to be.

[AFPheonix]

Well, kiss the human race goodbye there, you anti-breeder, you. Grats.

Double shots of tequila are of the devil.

[IDrinkaRum]

Only if the Devil is really God in disguise. Sometimes, you just need something strong to get through the day ... hour ... minute ... second. *hic*

Board games are just boring.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You're clearly drunk. On rum.

And you didn't share.

Okay. I see how it is. I'll remember this.

[IDrinkaRum]

You'll remember what? That board games are boring? Yeah, yeah, I've heard it before.

Childrens television shows are designed to expand the minds of children but when an adult watches them, they are reduced to a vegetable mentality.

[McDreidel09]

The adult is just being sentimental and trying to relive the good ol' days! (Ok. I admit to doing this...)

I should be able to buy cigarettes if I can be tried as an adult and sent to an adult prison. (I'm 17 btw)

[smileyeagle1021]

What, you want the ability to kill yourself a year earlier... geez, at least wait until 18 before starting that slow suicide.

Oh, and I'm not that old damnit! (FTR, 22, though the way my roommates talk it might as well be 220)

[Slytovhand]

You?? Not old?? hahahaha

yeah - right.

You're ancient!

Or...

22 is old? You're kidding, right??

22 is still a child! Your roommate needs a right smack around the head!


Full moons are great!