Worst Movies Ever

[blas87]

The Wrong Turn movies.

Seriously, inbred cannibals? Disgusting. I've only seen the first and second one, no intention of seeing the third.

It's almost as bad as The Hills Have Eyes, except it's in the woods, not in mines and caves.

[Andara Bledin]

Bursting your happy bubble, that piece of awful is Uwe Boll. Everything he does is... Terrible, to be nice about it.

Fun fact: Making movies that lost lots of money was a great tax shelter in Germany until sometime in the last few years.

Hopefully, once his current contracts are done, he'll be forced to use his own money... Though that likely won't stop him.

^-.-^

[the_std]

Pretty much anything by the same director (Can't recall his name, and happy about that )

Bursting your happy bubble, that piece of awful is Uwe Boll. Everything he does is... Terrible, to be nice about it.

[Racket_Man]

I liked And it pained me to no end to see them put a Japanese 6-cylinder engine in the Shelby Mustang.

that is PURE BLASPHEMY

[Evandril]

bloodrayne...One of the few movies that had a less realistic sex scene than a porno. Pretty much anything by the same director (Can't recall his name, and happy about that )

hostel...Just no, for me at least. Lots of gore, idiotic characters, and the human body being able to take far more than I quite believe

For an up and coming movie that I'm never watching if I have a choice in the matter....smurfs *shudders*

[Greenday]

I liked The Fast and The Furious movies. I will still always prefer muscle cars over toys though. And it pained me to no end to see them put a Japanese 6-cylinder engine in the Shelby Mustang.

[Mytical]

Two new candidates. Deadgirl and ZombieTown.

[blas87]

There's another one coming out this summer, I think.

Joy! If it's playing at the theater closest to where I live, I'm sure this entire part of town will be subject to revving engines and mock drag racing before/after each showing.

[protege]

I'm surprised that nobody threw the Fast & Furious flicks on this list. Since the first one came out, it seems that every idiot with a Honda Civic thinks that they now own a world-class sports car. Plus, the constant "fart can" noise during the flick. And no, I did *not* pay to see them--they're on various channels constantly.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The Bodyguard

Simply because on the bus on my high school's band trip to New York City, my fellow bus riders made us watch that instead of the rest of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Fuckin' squares!

[AdminAssistant]

So...the solution is right there in the problem.

Well, yes, but I need all of the brain cells I can get right now, sooooo

[Lace Neil Singer]

Another bad movie... Catwoman. That was just epically bad.

[Boozy]

A few weekends ago, Fiance made me watch Super Troopers. Ugh. As I told him, "The problem with stoner comedies is that they don't work unless you're high."

So...the solution is right there in the problem.

[Rageaholic]

Another one comes to mind, Hollywood Homicide, with Harrison Ford. It tried to be an action comedy. The problem is that it wasn't funny and there was no action except for an overly long chase scene in the end. Most of the movie dealt with the two leads boring personal lives outside of work. *yawn*

[AdminAssistant]

A few weekends ago, Fiance made me watch Super Troopers. Ugh. As I told him, "The problem with stoner comedies is that they don't work unless you're high." It was just *so* stupid.