The Doonesbury "Say What?" thread

[HYHYBT]

"Look, I thought I could have won last time. I'm convinced."
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Rick Santorum, on 2012

And how soon was he eliminated from the primaries?

Pretty late on, I think. Not nearly soon enough, whenever it was.

[s_stabeler]

yes and no. IIRC, he was out for all practical purposes (as in, wasn't realistically going to get the nomination) quite early on, but didn't actually formally quit the race until much later.

[lordlundar]

"The Oracle chief [Larry Ellison] has had basketball courts on at least two of his yachts, said Tom Ehman, who handles America's Cup matters for Mr. Ellison. He said Mr. Ellison liked to relax by shooting hoops on these courts, and has had someone in a powerboat following the yacht to retrieve balls that go overboard."
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Wall Street Journal, 5/3/14

And these are the people who kept crying poor during the recession.

[lordlundar]

"Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for 'train rides' for Jews in the 40s."
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TN State Sen. Stacey Campfield

I imagine if there was a counter for "Days that the GOP hasn't invoked Godwin" it would never hit double digits.

[catcul]

Those of us whose sexual orientation has been classically conditioned upon orgasm through the straight forward science of dopamine to prefer sex with inanimate objects and animals do not have public support, like the gays, so we are especially vulnerable here. If anything, my marriage to a machine possesses less of a risk, since a possible acrimonious divorce proceeding could be avoided, if the marriage fails.

Chris Sevier, filing his appeal as a plaintiff in the challenge to Utah's ban on same sex marriage.

He's the same man who sued Apple for building him a laptop that allowed him to get addicted to pornography. He also sued A&E and Barack Obama over the suspension of Phil Robertson, star of "Duck Dynasty."

[lordlundar]

"I will sell them in the market."
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Boko Haram leader Abubaker Shekau on 223 Nigerian girls kidnapped by his group

The truly sad part is that the count is now over 280 girls and just now the Nigerian Government is doing something.

[lordlundar]

"President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report...I hope they ask him about Benghazi."
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Fox News host Dana Perino

What, so you can sue them for using your schtick of interviewing non-experts for "expert" opinions?

[lordlundar]

"A mass exodus from government schools is the only way to preserve the souls and minds of children."
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columnist Cal Thomas

Since when has the religious fundies ever been really concerned about the children apart from being able to exploit them?

[lordlundar]

"Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don't think so...He's great. But I don't think he's a good example for the children of Los Angeles."
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Donald Sterling on Magic Johnson

You know, when you hit bedrock in that hole you're digging, it's not an appropriate response to ask for a jackhammer.

[lordlundar]

"I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it."
-- Sen. Marco Rubio, to George Stephanopoulos

"I do."
-- Rubio, when asked if he thinks he is ready for the presidency
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Well, if his thoughts and beliefs are being measured, then he really isn't ready to be president.

[lordlundar]

"I don't know why the girl had me say those things."
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Donald Sterling on V. Stiviano

So now he's gone onto the "blame everyone but me" phase. My previous statement about him still stands.

[Andrew B]

There is not enough facepalm in the world to show my reaction.

[lordlundar]

"These accidents are things which are always happening...These are usual things...I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1838. In 1866, 361 miners died in Britain. In an explosion in 1894, 290 people died there. Take America, with all of its technology and everything. In 1907, 361 miners [died there]. These are usual things...In 1942, 1,549 miners died in China due to a mixture of gas and coal. Can you believe it?"
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Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, on his country's worst-ever mining disaster, that killed 284 workers with 150 still missing

There's a common trend in those incidents, namely a lack of regulations and a government that doesn't give a damn about their population. And he wonders why there's people calling for his head?

[TheHuckster]

"These accidents are things which are always happening...These are usual things...I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1838. In 1866, 361 miners died in Britain. In an explosion in 1894, 290 people died there. Take America, with all of its technology and everything. In 1907, 361 miners [died there]. These are usual things...In 1942, 1,549 miners died in China due to a mixture of gas and coal. Can you believe it?"
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Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, on his country's worst-ever mining disaster, that killed 284 workers with 150 still missing

There's a common trend in those incidents, namely a lack of regulations and a government that doesn't give a damn about their population. And he wonders why there's people calling for his head?

Not to mention he's citing disasters that happened decades ago which predate many technological advances that improved safety. Airplane crashes and widespread city-destroying fires were also more commonplace in decades or centuries past that aren't as common today... soooo... yeah.

[s_stabeler]

"These accidents are things which are always happening...These are usual things...I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1838. In 1866, 361 miners died in Britain. In an explosion in 1894, 290 people died there. Take America, with all of its technology and everything. In 1907, 361 miners [died there]. These are usual things...In 1942, 1,549 miners died in China due to a mixture of gas and coal. Can you believe it?"
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Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, on his country's worst-ever mining disaster, that killed 284 workers with 150 still missing

There's a common trend in those incidents, namely a lack of regulations and a government that doesn't give a damn about their population. And he wonders why there's people calling for his head?

especially when, based on what little I know about this incident, the probalem was a lack of support for the mine roof.