Intruding Prudes

[Akasa]

So, let me get this straight... neighbor complains about you going out on the balcony nude, but you're not sure you've been seen?

Can your excuses get any flimsier?

[RavenStarr]

So if he did say that he saw you, then would you consider putting something on? Hell even thong underwear and a pair of those pasty things you put on your boobs would suffice.

[Plaidman]

No excuse but to make excuses. RP knows she's in the wrong but doesn't want to admit it, or is so blinded by her own narcissism and entitlement and it makes her unreasonable.

Indeed. She's yet to say anything about drug users/drunks for the healthcare reasons why she hates overweight.


And RP?

If your as attractive as you'd think, do you really think the sterotype male is going to say anything about a young naked woman for him to see everyday? Possibly multiple times if you shower twice a day?

[Red Panda]

I actually don't know if she has seen me. Just that her husband has seen me. Although maybe he hasn't actually seen me because he has never said anything about it

[Ladeeda]

I think it just proves she's an exhibitionist. Not nudists, since they have respect for other people.

And discriminates against what she would consider "imperfect" body types or those with skin conditions, as she could just "not look" at those people if they so offend her delicate eyes.

Not to mention she tacks on outlandish fallacies to reasonable suggestions like keeping an umbrella and jacket in her car or putting on a towel or robe in order to justify her actions.

No excuse but to make excuses. RP knows she's in the wrong but doesn't want to admit it, or is so blinded by her own narcissism and entitlement and it makes her unreasonable.

[Plaidman]

As Red Panda stated, she simply doesn't care or see the need to be prudish about being nude. If her pics go online, oh well.

[Buzzy]

I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said, seeing as I agree with the majority of the replies here (anti-going out on the porch nude). However, what I want to know is, aren't you nervous to go on the porch naked? I'd be scared shitless to step out in public naked for the fear that someone would see me and call the cops. That and the fact that what if some creepo neighbor takes your picture and posts it on the internet, or starts stalking you or something like that? Maybe I'm just paranoid, but those last 2 reasons would be enough to keep me clothed while stepping outside.

[muses_nightmare]

Nobody has to see me naked. There should be no issue

As you said in your OP your neighbour has seen you naked, as has her husband. It's safe to assume she doesn't want to see you naked, and it is an issue for her. I don't think that's too far of leap in logic. If you are in plain view on your balcony and someone happens to look up and see you they may have an issue with it as well. Despite what you may think, your balcony is in no way private unless it's closed in to the point where someone can't see you out there naked or half-naked.

[Red Panda]

Ok lets get this thread back on track.....

PANDA!! Nobody wants to see you naked !!! Put some damn clothes on!!

There.. Now hopefully we can stay on track.

Nobody has to see me naked. There should be no issue

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PANDA!! Nobody wants to see you naked !!!

Interesting take. Perhaps that's precisely the problem?

(please don't take this post seriously. It's quite plainly meant as a joke.)

[RavenStarr]

Ok lets get this thread back on track.....

PANDA!! Nobody wants to see you naked !!! Put some damn clothes on!!

There.. Now hopefully we can stay on track.

[Greenday]

I guess that NBA player or muscle bound NFL linebacker is included too?????

Find me a NBA player or NFL linebacker that ways that much. Please.

You guys have really derailed this thread.

[Racket_Man]

Somebody is fat when they are over 350 pounds.

I guess that NBA player or muscle bound NFL linebacker is included too?????

[KnitShoni]

Also, most nudists/naturists practice a certain etiquette when it comes to their nudism- they don't impose it on the unwilling.

Exactly. If people who live a majority it their lives naked are considerate enough to not be naked in view of people who don't wish to see them, why is that so difficult for you, Panda?

[Amanita]

I guess I'm acceptable then. I'm a little over 200, and working on dropping some.
I agree- the neighbors were not intruding by commenting on something that was out in public view. I also agree that whatever one's views on nudity, one must respect the law. And most places have laws about being nude and visible to the public.

Also, most nudists/naturists practice a certain etiquette when it comes to their nudism- they don't impose it on the unwilling.